Shaadi ki party mein DJ wale nepuchha
Shaadi ki party mein DJ wale nepuchha: kab tak bajaana hai…..??...
Santa: oye 8 – 10 peg Lagane takbaja lo uske baad toh hum sabgenerator ki awaz par bhi naachlenge… :p =D :D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1017 views
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