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Baap: Beta koi bat nai tumhari qismat mai Fail hona hi likha tha
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Beta: Jee Papa, yai tu acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nai warna sari mehnat zaya hojati
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1000 views
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