hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis karo

Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis karo,

Itna chota kamra or 1 stool,

tum humein janwar smjhta hai.

Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 898 views
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