Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola

Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hy!

Kitne Maah Ka Hy?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 817 views
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