Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola
Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:
Bohat Khubsurat Hy!
Kitne Maah Ka Hy?
Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 815 views
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