Teacher: Pakistan k kitne soobe hain?

Teacher: Pakistan k kitne soobe hain? Pathan: 4 Teacher: Good

Pehli dafa sahi jawab dia hai chalo ab un k naam batao?
Pathan:
Mashriq
Magrib
Shumal
Junub.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1588 views
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Dedicated to all genius students

…SUCCESS…
1. kabhi top na kro wrna log tm se jalne lge gy
2. Hmsha late class me jao iss trha hr teacher tmhe yad rkhe ga
3.zyda prhny se time zaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hy
4.kbi test na do q k beizzati k 2 marks se izzat k 0 marks ache hain
Dedicated to all genius students

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Kisi ka Accident dekne

Kisi ka Accident dekne pr Expressions in

U.S.A :- Oh My God!

Arrbi :- O La La

Australia :- Got a Hit

Paris:- oh shit

London:- oh No,

Indian.. Ram ram.

PAk:- Oo vajeya e anni da.

Hor vekh apni maa nu mur mur kay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Three mans

Three men were flying in a plane.
One dropped out an apple the other dropped an
orange and the other dropped a grenade.
After landing they were walking down the street
and saw a kid crying.
They asked him why he was crying and he said "an
apple hit me in the head".
Then they saw another kid crying he said "an
orange hit me in the head".
Then they saw a kid laughing his head off and they
asked him what was so funny he said
"I farted and my house blew up!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...




2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/#sthash.zVQBoM48.dpuf

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pessenger: Tumne

Pessenger:
Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pathan:
Muje Machis Chahiye Thi

Pessenger:
Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The

Pathan:
Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Par Yaad Tumhari Ati Hy



Tum Dor Sahi Majbor Sahi
Par Yaad Tumhari Ati Hy,

Tum Sans Wahan Par Lyti Ho
Or Badbo Yahan Par Ati Hai…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop

A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop-
Girl: Dont u hv a mom/sister at home.?
Boy:No

Girl:To Ghar le chalna pagal, Yaha Timepas kyu kr raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aajkal Ke Smart Bikhari

Ek Faqeer Bus Stand Per Khada Bheekh Maang Raha Hota Hai, Ek Lady Ko Dekh Woh Usse Bolta Hai.

Faqeer: “Aye Maayi Allah Ke Naam Pe Ek Rupaya Hi De Do”

Lady: “Tumhe Sharam Nahi Aati Itne Smart, Khubshurat, Handsome, Ho Ke Bheekh Mangte Ho”

Faqeer: “Acha Darling Phir Apni Ek Pappi Hi De Do“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bodygaurd dekhne se hume

Bodygaurd dekhne se hume kya sikh milti hai.?
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.
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... .
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apke frnd kitne b close kyo naa ho,
use apne girlfriend/ boyfriend se nahi milwana
chahiye!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Woman`s Ears

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.

The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.

The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You bastard, you gave me a woman`s ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man`s or a woman`s."

"You`re wrong, I hear everything, but I don`t understand a thing!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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