Girl : Mujh se shadi kero gy?

Pathan : Nahi hum shadi apno me kerty hen. Jese,

Ammi ny Abbu se ki,

Bhai ny Bhabhi se ki,

Baji ny Behnoi se,

Hum bhi apni Bivi se kere ga....:-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 897 views

Teacher: Agar me tumhari maa ban jau to tumhain 2

Teacher: Agar me tumhari maa ban jau to tumhain 2
din me sudhar du!
Bacha: teacher me abhi ja ker
apnay papa ko btata hu k..
papa apki lotery lgne wali hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Do pathan pani peene gae tou glass ulta para tha Pehla pathan : is ka to mou he band hai. Dosra pathan : ye to neeche se bhi toota hua hai :D Teacher : 2 main se 2 nikle to kia bacha ? Pathan : hum ko sawal samjh nahin aya. Teacher : tumhare pas 2 rotiyan thi , tum ne in ko kha liya abhi tumhare pas kya bacha ? Pathan : saalan . Pathan Funny Jokes , Pathan Urdu Jokes , Pathan Lateefay , Pathan Comedy...

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

What is a girl friend

What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Santa threw his watch

Santa threw his watch off the balcony of his house on the tenth floor. He ran downstairs and still managed to catch it. How did he do that? Because Santa’s watch is always ten minutes slow.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police- Car Gas Par Hai

Police- Car Gas Par Hai
Santa- Nahi Sir

P- Petrol Par
S- Nahi Sir

P- Diesel Par
S- Nahi Sir

Police- Phir Kis Par Hai
Snta- Installment Par Hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)