Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?

Pati: Ek second ki tarah.

Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?

Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.

Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 994 views

Pathan

KAL KI ROTI
Ek fakir pathan k pas aya.
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Pathan: kal ki roti kha lo ge?
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Fakir: ji kha lon ga.
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Pathan: Thk hy. Tu phr kal time se a jana....:-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Police: Tum humko jaanty nahi

Police:
Tum humko jaanty nahi
Ham yahan ka D.S.P hein

Pathan:
Tum D.S.P hy to
Ham M.P.W hy

Police Darty huwy:
Ye M.P.W kya hy

Pathan:
MONG PHALI WALA :

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Pappa Sub Check Kar Kay Laya Hoooon

SARDAR: Beta Ye Kaisi Machis Lay Kar Aaye Ho Ek Bhi Nahi Jal Rahi

SON :Kya Baat Kartay Ho Pappa Sub Check Kar Kay Laya Hoooon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

yeh jute kitne ke hain

gahak dokandar se : “yeh jute kitne ke hain,

Dokandar: “50 rupy ke”,

Gahak: “itne main to 2 topian mil jati hain”,

Dokandar: “guse se to topian khared kar paoun main pehn lo”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Beewi nai sarhi keliey zid ker rahee thee

Beewi nai sarhi keliey zid ker rahee thee. Mian ney samjhaya, “Naik bakht, tumhari almari sarhion sey bhari pari hey, yoonhi khamkhwa paisey zaya kerney ka kia faida”

Biwi boli: Woh to sab ki sab mohalley walon ney dekh rakhee hein

Acha! Mian ney kaha, phir aisa kertey hein, mohalla badal letey hein

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)