Patni: Suno ji mere saath

Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?

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Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?

Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.

Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh

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