husband niche se upar 3rd floor

husband niche se upar 3rd floor pe khadi wife se-zra mera Mobile, Aink aur Rumal pkdana.

Wife Ne Mobile Or Aink upar se fenk di. to wo niche girte hi toot gye. jb hanky fenkne lagi to HUSB bola k ruko. Main Upar aake hi le leta hun. ab isko bhi todo gi kya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1151 views
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