Laloo prasad yadav was hosting a japanese delegation for business development to bihar.
The japanese embssary was quite impressed with bihar and he stated, "bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "you japanese are very ineficient," he stated "give me three days and i will turn japan into bihar"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 918 views

500 Me Kya Sheela Nachegi

House owner: Rs 500 kiraya hoga.
Tanent: Thik hai. Lekin aapke ghar me chuhey nach
rahe hai.
House owner: To saale 500 me kya Sheela nachegi?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Child to his father

Child to his father: Papa why mother’s tummy is getting so big?

Father: You naughty! you know everything.

Child: No, I don’t.

Father: There’s lot of water in your mother’s belly.

Child: Oh no, then my younger brother will drown in it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My dather dug

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal.
Banta: That's Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead
Sea?
Santa: Yes, I Have.
Banta:My Dad Killed

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek khoobsoorat si larki bus stop per khari

Ek khoobsoorat si larki bus stop per khari bus ka intezaar ker rahee thee. Paas kharey ek nojawan ney usey dekh ker fiqra kasa, “chand to raat mein nikalta hey, dopeher mein kis tarah?”

Larki ney foran jawab diya, “Ullu to raat mein bolta hey, din mein kaisey?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

BOY: Please sir let me marry with your daughter

BOY: Please sir let me marry with your daughter
I’ll give you gold equal the weight of your daughter.

SHEIKH: Give me some time.

BOY: To think about it?
SHEIKH: No! To increase my daughter’s weight.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)