Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Apko Aaine Main Dekha
Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Apko Aaine Main Dekha
Or Bola
Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai ....
O Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor Hai
Jo Shadi Ke Album Main Meri Biwi Ke Sath Tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 609 views
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