Newly Arrived Baby Joke
At a hospital looking through the window at the newly arrived babies.
Father says, “Kitchy Kitchy Koo”…. “How Sweet” Look, she smiled! Isn’t she adorable?” His friend says, “But your kid didn’t smile.” The father replies, “I was talking about the nurse”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 829 views
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