26. Bird asked a bee, u work so hard 2 get honey n people steal. dont u feel sad?

Bee-no,coz they can never steal my art of making honey.

Moral:
... Insaan kya.....
kutta, billi, makkhi, jisko dekho wo aajkal philosphy jhaad raha hai....:D :P :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 904 views

yar yeh Doctor Parchey pey aisa kiya liktha hai

Sardar:

yar yeh Doctor Parchey pey aisa kiya liktha hai jo sirf Medical Stor wala hi samjhta hai.

2 Sardar oh likhda ay:

“Main Lutt Liya a tu v Lut ley”..!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bilawal to Dad

Bilawal to Dad

DAD?
ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.

DAD.,..
hahahaha
BETA daagh to chala jayega ye waqt phir nahi ayega..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Airliner

As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a
rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably
afraid. "What's the problem, fellow?" asked his
seat mate.
"Surely," said the Englishman, "you've heard the
saying, 'The planes in Spain fall mainly in the
rains!!'"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Man Saw 3 Parrots 4 Sale

A Man Saw 3 Parrots 4 Sale.
He Was Shocked By Abnormaly High Price
D Owner Says D

1st Parrot Can Run MS Office.
Price Ten Thousnd

Other Parrot 15 Thousnd,
A Programmer

D Last Parrot Caried A Tag Of 50 Thousnd
What Does He Do?
Owner Replies:
To B Honest He Does Nothing
But The 2 Parots Call Him BOSS..! ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

boy and girl

Boy:
muj se shadi kro gi?
Girl.
No
Boy.
But why?
Girl:
Ghar wale nahi maanay ge.
Boy.
ghar mein kon kon hai.
Girl.
1 husband aur 4 bache..

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)