Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha

Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha
Main Hospital Chala Gaya
...
Wahan 2 Drwazay The

1 Par “Khas bemari” aur 1 par “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha

Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Main Mamoli Bemari Wale Room main Chala Gaya

Wahan Bhi 2 Darwaze the 1 Par “Khaas Aadmi” aur 1 par Aam Aadmi likha tha

Main Gharib Aadmi Tha is liye Aam Aadmi Wale Door se Andar Chala Gaya

Andar Gaya to !dekha ke Main Hospital se Bahar Tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 875 views
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