2 Pankhe
SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA
1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS.
SALESMAN- PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NAHI
HOTA.
SANTA- KESE NAHI HOTA EK BAJAJ KA DE OR EK
USHA KA.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 588 views
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Santa- Abe toilet se jaldi bahar nikal..
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Banta- Sun raha hai na tu.....
Dho raha hu main .
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Aik tha raja
ik thi rani
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6. Man Dolay Mera Tan Dolay = MIRGI .
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sardar:it proves that i have brain
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Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
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