Shagird (maths k teacher say)
Shagird (maths k teacher say) janab! English kay teacher English mein baat krtay hain, Urdu kay teacher urdu mein aur Arbic kay Arabic mein aap bhi maths mein baat kia karein.
Teacher: “Mujh say teen panch mat karo, sari char so bisi nikal donga, chalo no do giarah ho jao warna aisa maron ga bas aik kay do nazar aayein gay.”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1035 views
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