Sardar Duhki Tha
Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic
Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 883 views
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Arz kiya hai.,
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class main master ji sharab liye
baithe hai...
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gaur farmiega
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class main master ji sharab liye
baithe hai..
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or bache itne Kamine
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glass liye baithe hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon..
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha….
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain…..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Husband :ab tum hi aik wahid ho jo is ghar ko janat bana sakti ho
Wife:(khush ho k) kaise
Husband:apne meke ja kar
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Pathan khali kaghaz ko bar bar choom raha tha
Punjabi:Ye kya hai?
Pathan:Love letter aya hai.
Punjabi:Magar ye to khali hai
Pathan:Aj kal bol chal band hai….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."
His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher tells a student
a=b, b=c & a=c
tell me the example.
Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.
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Patni-Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi
Pati-Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt H
Patni-Pata Hai, Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wale Me Laga Diya Hai
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1 Pathan Bank k samnay mongphalli bech raha tha. Ek dost nay pathan say 1000 rupay udhar mangay.
Pathan nay bahana banaya: Yara! hamara Bank k sath agreement hai.
Bank mongphalli nahi bechay ga,
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aur hum kisi ko loan nahi day ga :D hahaha
by Zaid Mughal (few years ago!)
1 Admi Rikshay wale se: Khan Sahab saddar jaega?
Khan: Hamara khayal hy nahi jaega.
Admi: Aray bhai saddar jaega?
Khan: Shayad 2013 tak jaega.
Admi: Abey me bol raha hu Regal Chowk, Saddar jaega?
Khan: Ye to saddar ka marzi hy k regal chowk jae ya banaras chowk ham se poch k thori jaega…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out,"Watch the wall!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)