A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out,"Watch the wall!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1001 views

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Buhat rat ho gai

santa:- yaar bahut raat ho gyi h,
aaj raat ko yahi ruk ja,
subah chala jaio.
Banta:- theek h yaar,
fir main ghar se night dress le ata hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A school went on a school trip to Rome

A class went on a school trip to Rome. On the Sunday they all went to church and when they came out the teacher said, `I hope you all behaved.' .

Oh, yes, sir,' said one girl. `A kind man offered me a plate full of money but I said, "no thanks".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Andha aadmi air force mein

1 Andha aadmi air force mein bharti ke liye gaya

Major: Main tumhe kiss kam ke liye rakhu?

Aadmi: Sirf andhadhundh firing ke liye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sceme wali bottle

Ek Pathan Scheme Wali Bottle Ka Dhakan Bar Bar Khol K Band Kar Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua?

Pathan: Khocha Dhakan Mai Likha Hai
"Try Again"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)