Larkiwale: Larka

?1990
Larkiwale: Larka kya karta hai?
Larkewale: Doctor hai, mahine ka 20k kamata hai.

2012
Larkiwale: Larka kya karta hai?
Larkewale: FACEBOOK pe 4 pages ka admin hai, ek page ke to 100000+ likes hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 914 views
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