Pathan Nurse se
Pathan (Nurse se): Kia Doctor sahib ne abhi tak neend ki goli nahi bhaiji?
Nurse: Nahii
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Pathan: Usay kaho jaldi karo, mujhe neend arahi hai, mai goliyon ke lie owr nahi jaag sakta
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 493 views
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Ek ladki apni pic upload kar k likhti hai,"hi frends, kaisi lag rahi hu"
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A boy commented- tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob. diya hai, to ghar me 500rs. ka sheesha b lagaya hoga.. usme dekh le hamse kyu puchti hai bhutni kahi ki
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Farishte Ne 2usre Se Puchaa Yeah Dozak
Mein Be Soye Huway Hain?
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Yea Pakistan Say Aye Hen
Garmi AOr Loadsheding Kay Adi Hain.
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Saab: Par coffee te 10 Rs di aandi a.
Bhikhari: Naal girlfriend vi a.
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Madam (Correcting): No Beta,
I Slept With Dad Last Night
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G.nyt
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daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500 rupaye me
kya bipasha basu nachegi?
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Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena
(mirror) ke samny khara hogia
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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
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howe kesa lagta hon
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Ek Pinjre Mein Kuch Tote Ek Toti Ko Chhed Rahe The.
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Usne Toti Ko Nek Toton Ke Pinjre Mein Daal Diya.
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Tota: “Utho Khan Sahab Dua Qubool Ho Gayi“
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