Sirji, jab aap
santa ka beta: Sirji, jab aap paath padaate ho, to mujhe mere pitaa ki yaad aati hai.
Sirji: achchi baath hai. kisliye unki yaad aati hai?
santa ka beta: unko bhi aap hi ke jaise padaana nahi aata hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 911 views
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Bhago “D”
Bhago “D”…
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2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai
4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
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