dad to son
Dad:
I want u 2 marry a girl of
my choice.
Son: No.
Dad: The girl is Bill
Gates'daughter.
Son: Then ok.
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates...
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry
my son.
Bill Gates: No.
Dad: My son is d CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then ok.
Dad goes 2 the President of the
World Bank...
Dad: Apoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President: No.
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok.
This is calld BUSINESS...
:-D :O :-P:-D
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 824 views
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