Aman and wife waiting

Aman and wife waiting
for train itne mein PUNJAB MAIL
aayi Aman bhag kar train mein
chad gaya or wife ko bola…
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Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye
to tu bhi aa jana...!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views
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