Phool wala

Phool wala: Sahab yeh phool (flower) apni gf ke liye le jaen

Admi: Meri koi gf nhi hai

Phool wala: Phir apni mengater k liye le jaen

Admi: Meri koi mangater nhi
Phool wala: Phir apni bv kai liya
Admi: Mearafri koi bv bhi nhi hai

Phool wala: Dunya ke aye khush naseeb admi meri taraf sey ye phool tere liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1290 views
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