Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 991 views

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha:

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye
tumharay hath me kya he?
Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.
Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me
ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari
khala hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bird Brains

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Barkha Dutt: Laloo Ji

Barkha Dutt: Laloo Ji, hamare desh mein divorce ke cases badte hi ja rahe hain. Aapko kya sochte ho, iska main karan kya hai.

Funny Laloo: Shaadi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

peer baba

Peer:Bata agr koi Mannat
mangni ha to bta do.
Mureed:Plz mujhe phir se
unmarried wail zindagi day
dein.
Peer:Beta ‘Mannat’maango
‘Jannat’na maango..

by itrat batool (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar Bhagwan se

Ek Sardar Bhagwan se:

Oye Bhagwan, Je kal Mera Prize Bond na nikleya te main tenu Tor Dena ee…

(Pandit Ne ye sun liya or us ki bajae ek chota Bhagwan wahan rakh diya)

Next day,wohi Sardar Aaya!

Jab usney chota Bhagwan Dekha to us se kehne lga:

Oye

Main te Mazak kita c,
Abba Kithe Nass gya a Tera.?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)