Bird Brains
There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.
One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.
Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."
Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."
Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 930 views
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