Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha.
Dost:Ye kya kr rhe ho?.
Phatan:Mera BV larke k sath bhag gyaMe us larke k bena zindaNhi reh skta
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 839 views
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Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
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Admi:”Lage raho,
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Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
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was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
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was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
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Most Romantic physics shayari...
FOCUS mein aayi woh pehli bar,
Ishq ka FORCE laga dil pe yaar,
Aisi woh sundar ki raha na jaye. .
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Pyar CURRENT sa dil mein behne laga..
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Dua hai meri usse kavi COLLISION ho jaye..
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Pyar ka SHOCK usse bhi lag jaye..
HIGH KINETIC ENERGY se woh mere galey lag jaye..
Warna URANIUM NUCLEAS sa toot jaunga..
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Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
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