Difference
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = Qismat.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 963 views
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