Bada Sa Gift Girlfriend Ke Liye
Santa Valentine Par Apne Dost Banta Se Puchhta
Hai,
Santa: “Yaar Maine Apni Girl
Friend Ko Valentine’s Gift Dena Hai, Kya Doon?”
Banta: “Gold Ring De De”
Santa: “Koi Badi Cheez Bata”
Banta: “Fir M.R.F. Ka Tyre De De“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 860 views
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