In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Imran Ashraf (few years ago!) / 952 views

Maan-Baap Ka Kya Hai?

Santa Ki Kisi Wajah Se Fansi Ki Saza Hui Thi.

Jailer Ne Fansi Chadane Se Pahle Us Se Puchha
Jailer: “Faansi Se Pehle Kisi Se Milna Chahoge?”

Santa: “Haan, Biwi Se”
Jailer: “Kyun Maan-Baap Se Nahi Miloge?”

Santa: “Maan-Baap To Agla Janam Hote Hi Mil Jayenge, Biwi Ke Liye 21 Saal Wait Karna Padega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aussie Love Story

Dazza is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day, when He

sees His Girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

Dazza slams on the brakes and yells, "Shazza what in the Blazes d'ya think ya doin'?"

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says,

"G'Day, Dazza.

You got me pregnant, so now I'm gunna kill meself".

Dazza gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

"Shazza", he says "Fair dinkum love, not only are ya a top root, but

you're a real sport too!"

and drives off

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Ship 300 pagalo ko le ja raha

1 Ship 300 pagalo ko le ja raha tha. Bina Ship doobe sabhi doob gaye
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Kaise ??
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Ship band ho gaya tha
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or
saare pagal dhakka dene ke liye utar gaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police constable 2 his son:

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band. 

Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo. 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

should never say

Is it true that you were present until you left the building?

Who was it that got killed in the accident - you or your sister?.

When the two cars collided, how far away from each other were they?

Was that the first time that your brother had committed suicide?

When he took your photo, were you present?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)