Fool Apney Bhai Se:
Fool Apney Bhai Se:
Tum Hamari Shadi Par Kya Khaas Kam Kry Ga?
Bhai: Hawai Firing To Sab Kartay Hain,
Hum Khud Kush Dhamaka Kary Ga...
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