Dil badal na dena sim ki tarah
Dil badal na dena sim ki tarah.
Dosti low n karna battry ki tarah.
Pyar kam na karna balance ki tarah.
Hamesha meri zarurt mehsus karna CHARGR ki tarah.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 709 views
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