An engineering student
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 802 views
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Chai Peeta Hoon Ke Hont Jal Jaty Hain
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