Jo Meri Baat Manay Ga
MOMMY To CHILDREN: Jo Meri Baat Manay Ga.
Aur Meray Aagay Kuch Nahi Bolay Ga. Main Usay Gift Dongi.
Chota Bacha: Lo G! Is Tarah To Saray Gifts Abbu Le Jayengy. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 997 views
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