Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck,
cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a
chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 932 views

Medical Prescription

Santa`s father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day.

Santa notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so.

Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to Santa.

His father said, "Read that label. That`s why!"

Santa takes the bottle and reads, "Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Apne Option Hi Nahi Dia

Apne Option Hi Nahi Dia!
KBC me Amitabh to Santa - Wat's ur father's name?

Santa khamosh baitha raha
Amitabh- Jawaab dijiye!
Santa- Sir, apne option hi nahi dia!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sochta Hoon Doosri Hi Pata Loon

Meine Uss Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Peena Chod Diya,

Bar Mein Jaana Bhi Chod Diya,

Jua Khelna Bhi Chod Diya,

Dost: To Phir Uss Ladki Se Shaadi Kyun Nahi Kar Leta?

Ab Yaar Itna Sudhar Gaya Hoon Sochta Hoon Doosri Hee Pata Loon..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sindhi And Shopkeeper

Sindhi: Yeh banana kaisay diya?

Shopkeeper: 1Rs.

Sindhi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

Sindhi: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)