Romantic poetry

pathan proposed girl with romantic poetry:kutta
mar gaya razai me,mai pagal hoon teri judai me.
gobar pay machar beth nahi sakta pathan teray bin
reh nahi sakta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1443 views
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