Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabiachi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 881 views

MBA

1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
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Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
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dekh-dekh us ladki ko dekh wo
tumhare sath padhti hai,
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1st aayi hai.
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Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh
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Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Difference Between Best Friend & Just Friend

Difference Between Best Friend & Just Friend:

When You Are In Hospital.
Just Friend Asks: “Tabiyat Kaisi Hai?”
Best Friend Asks: “Nurse Kaisi Hai?“

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

How old is your dad?

Tcher: How old is your dad?
stud: As old as i am.

Tcher: How is it possible?
Stud: He became father only after i was born.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Creation

A man said t o his wife one day, 'I don't know how
you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the
same time.
' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted
to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
you!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)