Australian Team:" Aise haar
Australian Team:" Aise haar-
haar ke beijjati jheli nahi jaati
baba, kuch upay batao ??
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Jadeja Baba:" bus 1-2 series ki
baat hai, sab theek ho jayega..
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Australian:" Matlab, hum fir jitne lagenge, wow ??
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Jadeja Baba:" Abey Haarne ki
aadat pad jayegi..
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