PAPPU : Grand ma.will we be 5 members of family always.
You ,papa, mama , sister and me.

GRAND MA: No son when you will get married , we will be 6.

PAPPU: When sister will be married then we will again 5

GRAND MA: When your son born ,we will be again 6

PAPPU : When you will dead we will be again 5

GRAND MA: Hey you bastered , just go and sleep stupid .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 584 views

Urdu to english

Teacher:Dukh hamesha 7 rahta ha magar khushi ati jati hai ye english me btao
sardar:my wife is always with me but her sister come and go.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Tumhare Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Sakti Hoon

Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girl-friend Ko Phone Kiya Aur Puchha.

Ladka: “Tum Hamare Pyaar Ke Liye Kya Kar Sakti Ho?”

Ladki: “Main Tumhare Liye Aag Pe Chal Sakti Hoon, Angaron Se Naha Sakti Hoon”

Ladka: “So Sweet… Kya Tum Mujhe Abhi Milne Aa Sakti Ho?”
Ladki: “Pagal Ho Kya, Dhoop Dekhi Hai Kitni Tez Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dost hamare

Kabhi kehte the dost humare.
Jaan mangoge to jaan bhi hazir hai.
Aaj sale apni biwi ko jaan kehte hai. Aur mangte hai
to inkar karte hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar

ardar 1: yaar aaj mujhe ajeeb msg aya owr maira mobile bhi band ho gia
Sardar 2: Esa konsa msg tha?
Sardar 1: "Battery Low"
Sardar 2: O send kar, doston ko darayen

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan England mein khana khane gaya or bhool gaya k murghi ko english mein kia kehty hain

waiter: "What do u want to have?"

Pathan: "Mother of eggs plz"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)