Miss kia ap murghi hain?
Student. Miss kia ap murghi hain?
Miss. Kia bakwas hy main tumhy murghi nazar ati hu.
Student. To miss phr aap mairy hr test main anda q deti hain .
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 857 views
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Nice stories end......
Lovely songs fade........ ..
Momeries are forgotten... ..
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The First Parent
by Bill Cosby
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.
After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."
"Don't what?", Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?"
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A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry.
"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
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"I dunno," Adam answered.
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
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