MAN-God give me strength. PRIEST-Are you going to a battle? MAN - no, to visit my in-laws.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 887 views

Santa was writing something very

Santa was writing something very slowly.

Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?"

Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost:Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par
Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kabhi To Biwi Ko Baksh Do

Santa Ki Jab Nayi Nayi SHadi Hui Thhi To Wo Apni Patni Ke Har Kaam Mein Nukks Nikalta Thha.

Ek Din Santa Apni Patni Ko Kehta Hai.

Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa”

Patni: “Yeh Lo Boil Kiya Hua Anda”

Santa: “Gadhi, Yeh To Fry Kerna Thha”

Kuchh Din Bad

Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa”

Patni: “Yeh Lo Fry Kiya Hua Anda”

Santa: “Ullu Ki Pathi, Yeh To Boil Karna Thha”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hairan kun bat

1sj sardar:yar murghi ka bacha ande se kaise nikalta hai?

2nd sardar:niklna chorh yaar, mujhe to ye samjh nai ata k wo andar kaise chala jata hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Upset is unhealthy

The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"

"Yes," the boy's mother answered.

"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.

"Who cares?" the mother replied.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)