Sardar:kaam wali shanti ko bulao. . .

wife:kyun. . . . ?

Sardar:doctor ney bola hai k rat ko dawai khao or shanti k 7 so jao;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1031 views

Visits bombay

Santa visits Bombay after many years. So he
shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."
air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So Santa starts
shouting- "ombay ombay"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in Ur hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer

Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer kyun rakhe hain?

Doctor: Ek muh mein lagane ke liye or dusra jheb mein

Patient: Mein aap ka matlab nahi samjha

Doctor: Matlan yeh hai ki ek thermometer muh mein lagane se mujhe pata chalta hai ki aap ka sharir kitna garam hai aur dusra jheb mein lagane se pta chalega ki aapki jheb kitni garam hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mam:-Hanumaan Kiska Chhora tha?

Mam:-Hanumaan Kiska Chhora tha?
Student:- Jaat Ka

Mam:-Woh Kaise?

STudent:- Uskay Kaam Jaato walay thay Ladai kisiki , Lugai Kisiki , Poonchh apni Phukwa li.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Achi Achi Baatein

“Achi Achi Baatein”
1) Bike ho ya Car,
Usko Jahaz k jesy mat urrao,
Abey Rocket smjho Rocket,,
2) Koshish kro kisi se bhi Bd-Zbani na kro,
Direct Sir phaar do,,
3) Taaleem hr kisi ka Haq hy,
Isliye sochein k Zyada Parh kr ap kahin kisi ka haq
to nahi Maar rahy..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)