Blonde to servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It's raining.

Blonde: So what take an umbrella and go !!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 739 views

ik Bhakt Ashram me ja ke

ik Bhakt Ashram me ja ke Swami Ji se bola: Swami Ji, mera Puja e mann nai lagta! kya karu?

Funny Swami Ji: Us Puja ko mere pass bhej do, shayad mera man lag jae.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Three students coming out

Three students coming out from examination hall
1st: I did not know the answer of single question
I have left the paper blank
2nd: I too
3rd: O shit
We all will fail
Teacher will say that we cheated in paper

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aurat Doctor Say

Aurat Doctor Say: Mera Ye 7 Saal Ka Bacha Wesay Tou Theek Ha,
Mgr Mujhay Lagta Ha K Is Ki Chichi Zara Choti Ha..
Doctor Bachay Ko Chek Kar K Fikar Ki Koi Bat Nhi Ha,
Ap Bas Is Ko Rozana Tiger Biscuits Khilaya Karain,
Ye Masla Hal Ho Jaye Ga…
Agli Subha Nashtay Ki Table Par
12 Boxes Tiger Biscuits Daikh Kar Bacha Khushi Say:
Wowwwww Itnay Saray Biscuits..
Aurat: Khabardar Jo In Ko Haath Bhi Lagaya Tou,
In Main Say Sirf Aik Tumhara Ha Our Baqi Tumharay Papa K Liye Hain… :O :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

ROGER FEDRER VS PATHAN

ROGER FEDRER: I HAVE GRET KNOWLEDGE ABOUT TENNIS, U CAN ASK ANY THING.
PATHAN: OK TELL ME , HOW Many HOLES R THERE IN A NET ?

by faraz shaikh (few years ago!)

Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.

Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha “WEL
DONE”
Santa – Khaak well done, jana to usey tha, mein to
usey chhodne aaya tha!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)