Blonde to servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It's raining.

Blonde: So what take an umbrella and go !!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 825 views

The Unconcerned Widow

An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave.

The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teachar to GOLU-Tum Khana khane

Teachar to GOLU-Tum Khana khane se pehle Pray(dua) Kare ho

GOLU-Mujhe Pray karne ki jarurat kya hai
Meri Maa Achha Khana Banati Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Baloch stdnt apne

Ek Baloch stdnt apne math k teacher se

arrey sir amara poty aya ay"
Math's teacher: poty aya he to toilet jao na beta"

Baloch: arrey sir amare swal ka answer poty(40) aya he. Tm b na sir jao arrey :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,

Sardar:
naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.

Naukar:
bola saab barish aah raha hai,

Sardar:
abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Jorry aasman per bante hain

Khaan Sahib Ko Kisi Ne Btaya
K JORAY Asmanon Per Bantay Hain
KHAN SAHIB Bohat Khush Hoye
Foran Bazar Gaiye
Ik Bohat Hi Barhya Sa KAPRA Liya
Wapis Aiye
Or Asmaan Ko Dekh Ker Bolay
Hamara Bhi Aik Joray Bana Do

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)