Dost:mera dil bahut bara hai.
Sardar:kiun tu ne hathi ka dil to fit nai karwa lia hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 496 views

Khali batuwa haath

Khali batuwa haath main us kay thama deta hoon main
Yun Hatheli pe kabhi serson jama deta hoon main
Jab kabi begum ka para hud se zyada charh gaya
Sub se pehle jootiyan us ki chhupa de ta hoon main

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo

Sir: Muhavre
Ka Istemal Karo..
'Muh Me Pani Ana'

Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Me Pani Aa Gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

Aik saaheb ki binayi kamzor ho rahi thi. Wo aankhon ke doctor ke paas gaye. Doctor ne aankhon ka check up karne ke baad kaha: “ abhi aap ainak na lagwayain balkeh aap carrots khana shoro kar dain.”

In sahib ne kaha: “ lekin carrots to hamare kharghosh (rabbit) buhat raghbat se khate hain, yeh ajeeb ilaaj hai.”

Doctor: “kia aap ne apne rabbit ko ainak lagate dekha hai?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

jab be gali me chalo nazre juka kar chal

jab be gali me chalo nazre juka kar chalo es se app ke ezat nai barte balke

kise ke gere hove pasie milne ke chance be bar jate hain.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yaar ye Auratein Sharab Se

Santa:- Yaar ye Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q karti hai

Banta:- Q k sharab Pine k bhad

Chuhe Jaisa Pati b Sher Ban jata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)