Bahaduri Wala Kon Sa Kaam

Admi: Tum Bahaduri Wala Kon Sa Kaam Kr Sakte Ho?
Pathan: Mai Snake K Sath Khel Skta Hon
Admi: Wo Kese?
Pathan: Hamare Mobile Mai
Snake Wala Game Jo Hai;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1288 views
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