Larki: Meri ammi ko tum bohat pasand aye ho

Larki: Meri ammi ko tum bohat pasand aye ho.
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Pathan:(Sharmatay huay)
Kuch bhi ho. par hum tum se hi
shadi kray ga.
Khala se bolo
“mujhay bhool jaye.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 830 views
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