sardar

Zindagi me agar kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno

Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to Dil ki suno Wahan se bhi koi jawab na aae to

Anhken band kr k socho k “Ya-Allah kahin me SARDAR to nhi?

NAHIEEEEEEEE!..

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