Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
.
Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
.
Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 773 views

Imran Hashmi Ek Cosmetics Ki

Imran Hashmi Ek Cosmetics Ki
Shop Par Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola.

Imran Hashmi: “Bhaiya, Ek Lipstick Dena?”

Dukandaar: “Saab, Koun Sa Color Doon?”

Imran Hashmi: “Yaar, Color Ko Goli Maar, Bas Taste Aachha Hona Chahiye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan is greater than Newton

Newton : When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?? . . . . . .

Pathan : there is nobody in the air to catch it.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

3 doctors

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

by sana (few years ago!)

Molvi moviecdehk rha tha

Aik dafa aik molvi movie dekh raha tha.
Doosra aadmi: Molvi sahab aap ne to kaha tha ke ap
movie nahi dekhte.
Molvi: Mein is ko Nafrat Ki Nigah se dekh raha
hon...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

LADY to Vakil Muje mere Pati se Talak chahiye.

LADY to Vakil Muje mere Pati se Talak chahiye.

Vakil-Magar vo to Kabbadi champion hai LADY Yahi to Problem hai sirf touch kar ke bhag jata hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)