Friend1 Are yaar ye mobile
Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Friend2: Kyu?
Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai Battery Low
ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 715 views
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