Santa: I tried ur number
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
Banta: No! It’s my HELLO TUNE!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 866 views
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Height of common sense.
Teacher: Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai
To HmKo Roshni Pehley or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?
Pathan: Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain or Kaan Peechey..
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
American: Can you swim?
Pathan : no
American : Dog is better than you because it swims
Pathan : Can you swim?
American: Yes why not
Pathan : What is the difference between you and dog
Ge0 PaThAn
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Ghar se chuntiyo(ants) ki kataar darwazay se bahar nikal rahi thi.
GHAR k malik ne pucha,"tum sab chuntiya, kaha ja rhi ho."
CHUNTIYA boli,"tum jese kanjus aadmi k ghar pe rehne se acha hay k ham kisi aur jaga HIJRAT(MIGRATE) kar jae..."
MORAL:
yar kuch to sharam karo. ITNI kanjusi b achi nhi hoti ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ek Jyotish Ke Paas Kundli Dikhane Gaya.
Jyotish: “Tera Naam Santa Singh Hai?”
Santa: “Ji Maharaj”
Jyotish: “Tujhe Do Ladki & Ek Ladka Hai?”
Santa: “Ji Maharaj”
Jyotish: “Tune Abhi 10 Kilo Chawal Kharide Hai?”
Santa: “Haan, Oye Aap To Antaryami Ho”
Jyotish: “Bete Agli Baar Aana, To Kundli Lana Ration Card Nahi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Papu:"Mujhe Dog Food lena hai..
.
.
SALES GIRL:"Kya apke pas Kutta
hai.. ??
. Papt:"Ha ghar pe hai..
.
SALES GIRL:"Sorry! Store policy
hai ke zarurat dekh kar item
sale karo..
. NEXT DAY papu:"Mujhe Cat Food
lena hai
.
SALES GIRL:"Sorry Sir pehle Billi
la ke dekhao..
. 3 din bad Papu bag le ke store
aya aur bola:"Bag me hath dal
ke sabot dekh lo..
.
SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli:"Koi
Garm, Geeli aur Mulayum cheez hai Kya hai..??
.
Papu:"Ye meri Potty hai, aur
mujhe aaj
"TOILET PAPER" lena hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.
Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha khareedoge kya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jay- Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu,
Veeru- Ise Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Mar Do Aur Sui Is
Ke Side Me Rakh Dena,
...Police Samjhegi Sui-Side Ka Case He.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Ek Accedient Karne Ki Wajah Se Court Mein Pesh Kiya Jata Hai.
Judge Logo Ki Tarhaf Dekh Kar Bolta Hai.
Judge: “Order, Order”
Santa: “1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-Drink”
Judge: “Shut Up!”
Santa: “No No, ….. 7-Up“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor ne aik pagal se poocha:
Tum chat se kyu latak rahe ho?
Pagal: Main aik bulb hoon...
Doctor: Tum jal kyu nahi rahe?
Pagal:
Bewakof...!!
Ye Pakistan Hai,
Light Gai Hui Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Computer Science filed?
Ki lerhki?
Boys ko kaisay gaali de gi?
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Pedaishii Error ?
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Virus k bachay ?
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Internet explorer Jaise Bekaar Browser ?
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Windowsssss 98 Kay Keeeeeeeeday ?
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1 click marungi to zameen se Delete ho kr seedha asmaan me Install hho jaye ga{(554)} ?
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by khalid hussain (few years ago!)