tujhe kya chahye

Shivji-Bhakt main tumhari tapasaya se khush
hua,bol tujhe kya chahiye.?
Bhakt-D.J System dedo Prabhu.
Shivji-Abe SALE D.J hota to main Damroo kyon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 746 views
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